What It Do Baby Boo!

For those who wants to know what I do here in Dubizzle…I still do events (just like what I did in the Philippines) but I get to do these as well…

Instruct activities like Pit Stop Challenges

Go Around the track with Race Instructors

even test drive Single Seaters on the track!!!

(ako talaga 'to promise!!!)

so do i like working for Dubai Autodrome? For shizzle my nizzle!!!!

Meet My New Baby!

The best Christmas gift eveeeer!!!!!

To My Father

this is dedicated to my father...

Title: Song For My Dad
Artist: Keith Urban


Lately I've been noticing
I say the same things he used to say
And I even find myself acting the very same way

To the rhythm in my soul
And I jingle the car keys
When I'm ready to go
When I look in the mirror
He's right there in my eyes
Starin' back at me and I realize

The older I get
The more I can see
How much he loved my mother and my brother and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me

There were times I thought he was bein'
Just a little bit hard on me
But now I understand he was makin' me
Become the man he knew that I could be
In everything he ever did
He always did with love
And I'm proud today to say I'm his son
When somebody says I hope I get to meet your dad
I just smile and say you already have

The older I get
The more I can see
How much he loved my mother and my brother and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
A little more of my father in me

He's in my eyes
My heart, my soul
My hands, my pride
And when I feel alone

And I think I can't go on
I hear him sayin' "Son you'll be alright"
Everything's gonna be alright"
Yes it is

The older I get
The more I can see
That he loved my mother and my brother and me
And he did the best that he could
And I only hope when I have my own family
That everyday I see
Oh I hope I see
I hope everyday I see
A little more of my father in me

A little more of my father in me
I hope everyday I see in me
In me
In me
I hope everyday I see

A little more of my father in me





To my Dad,


i know we haven't seen eye to eye, but now i understand everything. for a time i said i was tired of living under your shadow but now i'm so proud to say i'm your son.

I LOVE YOU DAD

New Hobby for Me!!!!

One of my frustrations before was not being able to learn how to become a DJ. My brother had his setup (cdj decks and a mixer) but he didn’t let me touch it. DJ equipment in the Philippines is very expensive and choosing djing as a hobby is quite far fetched due to financial constraints. So I usually just use softwares like Atomix MP3 to mix my music but it doesn’t feel right since all you do is click a mouse button.

Fortunately I was able to find really cheap equipment here in Dubai (thanks to Chico for the hook up). I got myself now a BCD2000 by Behringer. It’s a DJ device which you can plug into your laptop via USB. It comes with a BDJ software but it sucks so I used Virtual DJ instead. It’s so easy to use!!!! It’s just like building a nuclear warhead out of household appliances!

When I got it out of the box, all I had to do is install the programs and drivers to the laptop and I was already beat matching my music with the who’s who of Villa 104!!!!

Happy Birthdee Patoman!!!

Last March 2 I celebrated my Birthday!!!! So.....ummm.....anyway, it was my first time to celebrate here in Dubizzle (Dubai) and it was really the Shiznit ($#!t)!!!!

For all of you who's not familiar with "Patoman", he is actually my alterego back in the RP (Republic of the Philippines). Patoman usually emerges after a bottle of hard alcoholic beverage and a couple of beers. Patoman doesn't show himself too much recently due to strict alcohol regulations here.

Here are some pictures of Patoman's birthday bash!!!!!

It aint MY party without Chicken Joy Biatch!!!!!

Here's me opening my gift from a super cool garbage bag!

I got me a Beer Mug....3 psp rap videos, 4 diamond earings, 1 Mac Book Pro and a tissue (pwera stir itich!)

Here's me again enjoying my barbecue stick laser sword!

I want to thank all my friends from Villa 104 Al Warqaa, Usher and Ludacris and also John Legend for making my bday extra special!!!

SHUUUUKRAN!!!! (That's "thank you" in arabic)

10 Things I Miss In The Philippines

1. Cheap liquor
2. Laughing at plain white walls
3. Having nothing to do and still feel important
4. Using “Denver Words” like “Shumasharma na si Delly sa Forn Oh!”
5. Doing Cartwheels in the office
6. Being the Shiznit for Shizzle in the Dizzey at the Hizzay
7. Talking to someone unimportant about important subjects
8. Telling lies to officemates
9. Actually having time to bum around and say “Liby Liby for the Home is My Shizzy!”
10. Getting drunk anywhere at anytime for only Php 50!

How to Become a POSER

Wikipedia defines a poser as a person who adopts the dress, speech, and/or mannerisms of a subculture for personal gain or in order to manipulate or impress others. A poser does not often share or even understand the philosophical underpinnings of whatever group he or she identifies with, unless it is at the most trivial of levels. Most often, a poser is acting from purely selfish motivations, trying to gain access to a group of people they see as elite, or cause others to think that they belong to that elite group.

In light of this…I will teach you wannabes out there on how to become a true genuine poser!!!! It’s simple and easy! Just follow my steps and I guarantee you that you will become one in a week’s time.

Poser Checklist: (things/abilities you will need to become a poser)

1. wide imagination
2. good communication skills
3. high learning/pick-up ability
4. researching prowess
5. comfortable with untruthfulness
6. no grasp of reality
7. internet access
8. photoshop skills!!!!!


These are just a few things for you to be able to pull off a believable “poser” stature!

Step 1: (KNOWLEDGE)

Always do intensive research on who you want to imitate. Make sure that you will imitate a culture or a person that is always way above your reach. That is the essence of being a poser. You must realize that people nowadays are not stupid. Homosapiens, due to evolution, can now smell bull$#!t talk from miles away. Take down notes of crucial details and make sure you learn it by heart.


Step 2: (INTERNALIZATION)

After learning the culture you wish to imitate, it’s time now for you to understand and learn how to become the PERSON you wish to be! Every once in a while you should internalize that individual. Imagine him/her being magnificent in every way and slowly you should place your face on that person. You should feel it in your heart and you should believe that you will become that person! Screw “reality check” and all that bull$#!t!!!! It’s the stage wherein you redefine yourself.


Step 3: (ON THE JOB TRAINING)

This is the first step of the untrue person within you to meet the realm of reality! This is the trial and error phase where in you will blend in with the real people. You must learn that it’s only ok to have loop holes on your new persona. Just make sure you don’t make the same mistake over and over again. This is where your research will be put to the test. Always find a way to shoot your mouth off on who you are (your poser self). Challenge yourself to communicate with the people around you and make them believe what you believe!!!! Make up stories! Concoct imaginary people! Do EVERYTHING to make them believe your stories! Create photoshop manipulated images as exhibits to your new character.


Step 4: (LETTING GO)

After you make people take notice of who you (your poser self) are, it’s the phase wherein you have to let go of the real you. I believe that it’s time for the new you to face the old person that you are and say…”MOVE B!+CH!!!! GET OUT THE WAY!!!!” let go of that old pathetic loser and say hello to the almost-real new you.


Step 5: (LIVE THE LIE)

Enjoy your creation! Enjoy the new you! Believe yourself! Screw your friends and look for new ones! But always make sure that your old friends still knows how cool and elite you are. It’s now time to take the stage and be the star of your imaginary world!


Keep it mind that to be a poser you don't just create a new character, you build an almost believable world to compliment the poser in you and it's your responsibility to suck the people inside this imaginary domain of yours. make them believe what you believe! Just follow these steps and you will become one of the greatest posers in history!!!!

Remember the Poser's Motto "Always Do It For Yourself And No One Else"