Year of the New...Year...of...the...New...Year

This year i will...

1. Build an airplane
2. Make beautiful carpets out of dead skin.
3. Print ink
4. Laugh when no one is looking
5. Give Myon an Axe Kick
6. Give Paul a split decision
7. Give Dexter a bulldog with lisp
8. Join a gang whose motto is “Like Ko Yan…Foreva!”
9. Learn how to digest glow sticks
10. Eat plenty of tables
11. Chop vegetables using my x-ray vision
12. Make my super hero costume
13. Change my last name to Zobel or Montero
14. Look for something red
15. Revive the dinosaurs
16. Listen to Kuwindi Mcmillan
17. Give advise to no one
18. Jump and Jack
19. Make a movie about keyboards entitled “The Key…Board: 2”
20. Enjoy refrigerators