iPod Mania

Hello Everybody!


I would like to introduce SHINGO TAKASUGI, the actor who played Green Two for the hit Sentai Series BIOMAN. He is now sporting a brand new iPod Mini. I luckily had the chance to interview him while I was eating Mais Con Yelo when I was in Japan yesterday.


Me: Good Afternoon Mr. Takasugi

Shingo: oh please. Just call me green two. My mom and friends call me by that name naman.

Me: Wow! You know how to speak tagalong Mr. Green Two?

Shingo: Of course! But konti lang. I sometimes visit my fans in the Philippines.

Me: That’s very kind of you Mr. Green Two. So…ummm…I believe that you are the new model of the iPod Mini here in Japan. Did you audition for this?

Shingo: Yeah I am. Isn’t that wonderful? Actually, there were a lot of us who auditioned for the part. I was so happy when they chose me, so happy that I sang happy birthday three times even though it’s nobody’s birthday.

Me: Isn’t that grand?! Anyway, do you have an idea why they chose you instead of the others who auditioned?

Shingo: I believe they chose me because I have a beautiful Karate Chop! When I heard that there was an opening for Apple iPod Mini. I immediately sent a video of me while I was still playing the role of green two! They loved it!

Me: So you being Green Two before made your life so much easier until now?

Shingo: Oo naman. I consider it as my greatest achievement although it was like almost 20 years ago.

Me: Are there any plans of having a Green Two version of the iPod Mini?

Shingo: Of course! Actually, they are hitting the blueprints as we speak.

Me: Spectacular! May you describe the layout of your first Print Ad?

Shingo: I actually carry the initial layout in my pocket anywhere I go. See?



Me: Wow! You really look so furious in this picture! Green Two na Green Two ang dating!

Shingo: Thank you. I take pride on that photo. It took us 5 hours to really capture the essence of that pre-bioman transformation phase.

Me: Magnificent! Thank you very much Mr. Green Two. It was an honor speaking with you.

Shingo: You’re very much welcome Anthony. Remember to eat your greens!

Me: Yeah…right!

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Noon Time Show for You

ABS CBN 2 and GMA 7 have been battling air time supremacy for the longest time. One time slot considered to be a busy battlefield for both networks is the “Noon Time” section. GMA 7 has the edge for this niche because of “Eat Bulaga” which embodies the essence Lunch Time Television. Channel 2 has had tons of Noon time clicks but success was far fetched because of their rival.

Me and my friends then thought about it, why not help our kapamilyas have a new show to at least have a chance of getting into the level of GMA. After 15 minutes of brainstorming, we came up with a brilliant plan!





We proudly present to the ABS CBN management the new generation of Noon Time Viewing! Our show will be called “ALAS 4 Y MEDIA”. This proposed show will play from 12:00 PM ‘til 1:30 PM with replays at 2:00 PM and 11:30 PM. It will consist not of celebrities but with true Filipino culture. That’s why we planned to have everyday ordinary Filipinos as hosts. The show will have all the flashy games that the other network have and even better! Listed below are the planned portions of the show.

1. Sing-A-Saging
2. Dinuguan Making Contest
3. Alaxan Power Push Ups
4. Nappy Time
5. Side Kick Make Up Artists Contest
6. Joke Times Two
7. …..and many many more!!!

I really hope they would consider this because in my estimate, this will be the focal point of the “Noon Time Era”


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Alas Kwatro Y Media (ang katropa niyo!)
Alas Kwatro Y Media (ang kasama niyo!)
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The Best Job Ever

My friend Paul wanted to have lots of money so he can buy his pet gorilla before summer ends. So I immediately informed him that there’s an opening for a life guard position in one of the hotels in makati. Without delay, he applied and got the job faster than he could pick his nose. He was telling me that ‘twas the best job ever because he really enjoys guarding the Jacuzzi.

“Pare, ok talaga ‘tong trabaho ko. Kahit graveyard ang shift ko, masaya na din ako kasi maganda naman ang sweldo tsaka I love swimming!”

I’m just so happy that I was able to help my friend. I placed a picture of him so you could see how proud he is while doing his job.

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Hi everybody! I just want to share a letter given to me. I was just overwhelmed by his experience and it cut me like a knife to realize that earthlings are capable of doing such appalling things.


Dear Anthony,


Good day!


I am an avid fan and a loyal reader of your blogsite. It came to my awareness that maybe you can help me with my unforeseen bitterness and anguish. I believe that you are the only person who can help with this dilemma of mine.

Let me introduce myself I am Billy (not my real name). I’m a foreigner and a proud visitor of your wonderful country. I heard so many beautiful things about the Philippines and my imagination wasn’t enough for me to taste the pleasure your country can offer, so I decided to see your native land with my own eyes. My father is a top CIA agent from Peru and my mother is a tae kwon do master from Japan but I grew up in Africa and when I was 13 years old, I lived in Germany. Obvious as it is, you may say that I don’t have a specific culture to follow. So enough about myself, please Mr. Anthony…Please hear me and help me…this is my story…

It all began when I was in the manila zoo, Philippines. I was alone that dreaded day of January 20 happily eating my cotton candy when suddenly, bandits of albino kangaroos grabbed me by my left shoulder and knocked me unconscious. The next thing I know is I’m in a motel room, so I believe, and I was naked. I was so drowsy and felt really heavy when I opened my eyes. Swiftly, a three legged, 10 foot Black Panther came to me and started to rape me vigorously. I tried to fight back but the panther was too strong for any human to fight against with. I even tried shouting for help but the panther placed a spell on me and I can’t even whisper a word. I only cried while the kangaroos laughed, smoked and drank to their heart’s content.

After the gruesome invasion of my privacy and manliness, they untied me and forced me to drink a famous drink here in the Philippines. I believe it was “Tanduay”. They made me drink 12 bottles of the rum for 15 minutes only. As any normal person’s mental and body state would experience, I became unconscious for the second time around.

The next morning, without me really knowing how long those beastly animals tortured me, I woke up in my hotel room in Oakwood Premier half naked. At least they had the decency of putting my pants on. As I got up to get a glass of water, a note was placed on my hotel refrigerator. And it says…

“A spell of portrayal in your personality may be…In order your past and present your eyes will see”

A riddle as anyone could say but it didn’t make sense to me. All became so crystal clear when I saw the picture on my bathroom mirror. The riddle was for me to understand and see that they’ve placed paranormal writings on me for me to realize things in my past, present and maybe even for my future.

Baffled maybe you will ask of my mentality? No, Mr. Anthony, I see things so clearly now but that frightful day in your country will always be a nightmare to me. They left so much evidence on my body that forgetting is an impossibility.

Thank you Mr. Anthony for reading my letter. I really hope you can help. Thank you very much. I’ve placed a picture of my facial grade right now for you to understand what I’m going thru.






Best regards,
Billy


Billy,


I feel for you. To be honest, I am ashamed to hear that you underwent this pain while visiting our country. As of now, my advise to you is be strong for whatever you’ve experienced in life. Something that does not kill you will only make you stronger….

Dear friends, please place your comments on this post to uplift Billy’s spirit. Thank you and long live billy!