Fifty Three Points!!!!

Bentley & Cinnamon

Hello, I just want to share another experience I had last January 4, 2005 at Glorietta 3. I was just strolling around minding my own business when suddenly two mysteriously looking gentlemen came up to me. Both of them were wearing pin striped coats with matching suite cases and a tumbler from Starbucks. One of them gathered his obnoxious smile and said….

Guy 1: Hi! I am Bentley and this is Cinnamon. Magtatayo kami ng gang pero Glorietta lang ang coverage. Gusto mo sumali?

Me: Seryoso ka ba pare? ano name ng gang niyo?

Guy 1: Actually wala pa pero balak namin na name is “Dignigang” para artistic yung dating pero hindi kami hiphop. Alternative ang dating namin.

Me: Dignigang? Alternative? Parang mejo baduy yata yung gang niyo dude eh.

Then the other guy replied…

Guy 2: Dude hindi baduy ‘to. Kami palang ang gang na alternative yung theme. Kaya pioneers kami sa industry na ‘to.

Me: Pero…ummm…bakit magtatayo pa kayo ng gang?

Guy 2: Nabasa kasi namin sa GQ Magazine na cool ang mga gangs at the same time magkakaron ka ng license to be rowdy kasi gang member ka.

Me: Ganun ba yun? May fee ba akong babayaran para makasali sa inyo?

Guy 2: We were just about to talk to you about financial matters nga dude eh. Php 5000 lang ang kailangan mo bayaran for the membership fee tapos Php 500 nalang yung yearly fee para hindi ka matanggal sa gang.

Me: ummm…sige! Sali ako. Pero promise niyo talaga magiging cool ako ah.

Guy 1: Oo naman dude! Ngayon pa nga lang “dude” na tawag namin sa’yo eh. Dun palang cool ka na!!!

Me: astig!

Guy 2: All you have to do is fill up this application form and you’re all set. May makukuha ka pang free guitar lessons and coffee every 15th of the month!!!

Me: Sige…cool…ako


So everything ended by me joining the gang. We usually hang out at the mall drinking coffee and speaking Tag-lish! The pictures I have attached are Bentley and Cinnamon. They are the cool guys I always hang out with. So if you want to be cool. Just contact me at this number 09274442046.