Advetisement!

My friend Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez aka dex, dennis, delby, del, D, de, nanay invented a device which could revolutionize human existence. He informed me that he conceptualized everything while watching his dog bark last Friday.

So without further ado, I would like to present the MEGA CHATTER FACILITATOR!





This eyeglass type of equipment will make you chat faster. It will give you an amazing chatting speed of 40 kph. Not only will it make you chat quicker, it could also make you swallow food faster. This device actually reaches your inner brain cells and electronically activates your chatting and swallowing prowess!!! This MEGA CHATTER FACILITATOR will only cost you Php3,231.25! Isn’t that a deal!?!

BUT WAIT!!!! If you purchase before May 12, you will not get one, not two but 300 free units of MEGA CHATTER FACILITATOR! Just imagine 301 units of MEGA CHATTER FACILITATOR for the price of one!

BUT WAIT!!!! If you purchase today, you will get this hot hot extra rice for free!!!





So purchase today!! All you need to do is call the number below and look for Dexter Ramirez! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!


Dexter Ramirez
09192432663