Oh Yes!!!!

Here's a picture of me with the whole Meteor Garden Gang! We had this picture taken at Alabang Town Center last year! Promise...authentic 'to!

Meteor Garden!!!!

MGA SENYALES NA NA-ADDICT KA NA SA METEOR GARDEN

1. Ang Ringtone ng cellphone mo ay “Qing Fei De Yi” at sangkatutak ang picture messages mo na naglalaman ng mga pagmumukha ng mga F4. Pati Logo mo ay meteor garden at kulang na lang pati casing mo ay F4.

2. Naguguluhan ka na minsan sa cellphone mo dahil Chinese ang ginamit mong language.

3. Nagpagawa ka ng speaker para sa kotse mo na parang may mga megaphone na equipment sa labas. Gusto mo rin “live” ang sounds kaya pinipilit mo ang driver mo kumanta.

4. Ibinagsak ka ng professor mo dahil ginaya mo si Dao nung di niya sinasadyang maapakan ang paa mo.

5. Napapadalas ang pagsesentimiyento mo sa rooftop

6. Napapadalas ang panonood mo ng “Maalaala mo Kaya at mga Teleserye para masubukan mo kung effective nga yung technique ni Lei

7. Ipinagpalit mo ang kotse mo sa isang scooter

8. Nagtatalo kayo ng nanay mo dahil pinapagaya mo sa kanya ang napakagandang hairstyle nung nanay ni San Chai

9. Nag-aabang kang maimbitahan sa isang party dahil binabalak mong patayin ang ilaw para mnahalikan ang crush mo

10. Nahihilig kang kumain ng mga kakaibang gulay, isda at kanin; pati kubyertos mo ay naiinip na sa estante dahil pinipilit mong
mag-chopsticks.

11. Nagpilit kang mag-aral ng Chinese dahil nagpapantasya kang ma-meet ang F4 sa personal. (Mind you - maraming Chinese dialects) Ginagawa mo rin ito para naman di ka mukhang tangang kumakanta ng awiting di mo naman maunawaan.

12. Nilagyan mo ng karatulang “You’re Dead” ang locker ng kaaway mo at kung di ka naman war freak, naghihintay kang malagyan ang locker mo nun

13. Ang World History at Geography Books mo na dati lang nabibulok sa bookshelf ay biglang nagkatupi-dun sa pages tngkol sa China o Taiwan

14. Di ka na nandidiri o nababaduyan sa Ukay ukay ngayon basta ba malapit sa binibilhan ng F4 poster sa bangketa. Inaway mo pa nga yung lolang umaagaw sa poster na nakuha mo na.

15. Isa ka sa mga nangungulit sa ABS-CBN na papuntahin ang F4 sa Pilipinas.

16. Wala ka nang pakialam kung SARS infected man ang Republic of China

17. Bigla mo na lang kinainisan sila Paolo Bediones at Miriam Quiambao

18. Diskumpiyado ka dahil kalian man ay hindi mo malalagyan ng mga meteor ang garden niyo.

19. Sandamukal na mura na ang natanggap mo mula sa Rock fans ng UNTV nang mag-request ka ng kanta ng F4 sa Rock and Punk program nila

20. Wala ka nang ibang tatak ng bra na gusto kundi Chanel

21. Mas may pang-unawa ka na sa mga may down syndrome dahil kay Lei

22. Inireklamo ka sa barangay dahil bigla mong naisipan magpaputok sa madaling araw para “mapansin ka ng mga anghel”

23. Napapakunot ang noo sa iyo ng mga magulang mo dahil nagpapabili ka sa kanila ng barko

24. Nakatutok ka na sa tv kahit “Magandang Umaga Bayan” pa lang ang palabas. Baka kasi i-feature ang F4

25. Dinrop mo ang subject na katapat ng Meteor Garden timeslot.

26. Gusto mong lagayan ng red card si Cong. Villarama dahil ipababand daw niya ang MG.

27. Halos mabaliw ka na dahil magmula pagkagising mo hanggang sa panaginip F4 pa riin ang nasa utak.

28. For the very first time naatrrack ka sa lalaking mahaba ang buhok.

29. Sinusubaybayan mo ang F4 song sa MYX kung ano ang nangyari, kung nasa no.1 pa ba sila o natanggal na (wag naman sana).

30. Iboboto mo si Imee Marcos sa next election dahil anti banning siya ng MG.

31. Nagti-twinkle-twinkle ang eyes mo everytime na nakakarinig ka ng Dao Ming Shi , Hua Xe Lei ,Ximen, at Menzou.

32. Kahit pang tuition mo binawasan mo dahil binili mo ng CD concert at MTV ng F4.

33. Ikaw ang isa sa dahilan bakit nanalo ang F4 sa MYXMATCH laban sa Westlife.

34. Bumili ka ng 10.00 forster ng F4 at inilagay sa loob ng refreigeratore para sa tuwing bubuksan mo yun, bubungad sa yo ang napakagandang nilang mukha.

AND MY FAVORITE...

35. Itinakwil mo halos lahat ng kaibigan mo at nagtira ka lang ng tatlo para apat kayo.


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The Angel of Poro Point

When me and my friends went to La Union to have our time off from work, we never did expect to have the most unforgettable experience of our lives. We stayed at “Poro Point”, a small port area which was originally a local dock for American ships. Me and my companions were having a grand time at the beach when suddenly my friend Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez was dazed by an angelic light. We all screamed in shock due to the amount of pain that our friend was undergoing. He was continuously shouting “LANCHONES!!! MANCHANAS!!! CHAMONE!!! CHAMONE!!!”. We were disturbed at a certain point but we were so eager to provide consciousness to our almost dying fat friend.

Silence…

Silence was all there was when Dexter stopped any human motion possible. As our friend Myon drastically called for help it seems that his efforts were in vain. No one was in sight to help us. While we were busy looking for assistance, we were baffled to discover that Dexter wasn’t where we left him. HE WAS GONE!

Myon: Chu!!!! Nasan na yung baboy nating kaibigan?

Chu: Aba malay ko!

Peaches: Ano bang nangyayari? Hindi naman basta basta pwede mawala ang ganung katabang tao noh?!

Kuya Aris: Oo nga! Nasan na ba yung matabang Dexter na yan?!

Onin: Kuya Aris...may beer pa ba?

Tatin: Nagugutom ako.

Chu: Ano ba kayo mga dude! mamaya na ang inom at kain! hindi pwede mawala si Dex!

Marie: Oo nga! May utang pa sakin yung gagong yun!

As we were about to lose our temper and sanity, a gargantuan-like voice boomed from up above.

“HOY MGA TANGA!!! NANDITO AKO!!!”

All of us: ANOOOO???!!!!!

We felt an aura of magnificence and a splendid feeling of enlightenment when we saw the transformation of Dexter.

Myon: Hoy Dex!!! Ang lupit mo na pare! nakakalipad ka na!

(Dex?): Hindi na Dexter ang pangalan ko. Ako na si…BEAUTIFUL DELLY!!!

Jaw dropping tremble filled the air and then…

BEAUTIFUL DELLY: Uupo lang ako para magpahinga, nahihirapan ako lumipad. Picturan niyo nako kung gusto niyo. Magpoposing ako.

So here I am. Making this web log for you to see the glorified transformation of Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez to BEAUTIFUL DELLY!

Wish You Were Here Amanda

I miss my previous car. My priced possession, my 2000 Model Toyota Corolla named Amanda. This was the first car that I loved so much and invested so much money in. I remember the first time we saw each other. It was a Friday night! After going out with my friends, when I was about to reach our house I saw a beautiful white car in front of our humble abode! When I came inside our house, my mom gave the keys to me and told me that it was a surprise from my father! It was already 3:00 AM but still I went running outside and had a test drive!

After 4 years with Amanda, I’ve already installed the following…

Super Black Wrap Around Tints
Leather Seats
Tanabe 2” Drop Super Down Precedo Lowering Springs
Simota Sport Air Filter and Breather
Nodalos 4-2-1 Headers
Nodalos Sport Muffler
Concept One 15” Rims
Falken 195/50 Tires
Pioneer 50x4 MOSFET MP3 Player with Digital Graphics
Pioneer EX Separates (front and rear)
Kicker L5 Solo Baric
Lightning Audio Amplifier



I traded Amanda to my brother for a ’99 model CRV due to matters I can’t really disclose. I miss Amanda so much. Our Car Wash Sundays, The way she takes me home even though I’m really intoxicated and the way we rip the road when i'm racing against MYON and VIC. I just learned that my brother will sell Amanda already. I just wish that the next owner will be as caring as I am.

I will post about Anne Margarette some other time. In the intervening time, please do enjoy a picture of my dear friend Dovinique.

Pimp My iPod

Its official my dear friends, Ma’am Edessa Nola is a 100% loser. Let me tell you a scenario that happened earlier this weak.


Ma’am Dessa: Hoy Stupid Chu!

Me: Ako po ba tinawag niyo ma’am Dessa?

Ma’am Dessa: Oo, tanga! May ibang Chu pa ba dito sa office na cute…este…stupid pala!

Me: Ay…sorry po ma’am. Ano po kailangan niyo ma’am.

Ma’am Dessa: Lagyan mo nga ng tugtog ‘tong 20 Gig na iPod ko.

Me: ummm….ano po ibig niyo sabihin sa tugtog?

Ma’am Dessa: yung music?! Hello?!!!

Me: ahhhh, MP3 po yung tawag dun ma’am.

Ma’am Dessa: MP3 shmempiTHREE. Whatever! Basta lagyan mo. Kung hindi palalabasin ko sa Medicard mo na nagmamarijuana ka.

Me: Yes Ma’am. Gagawin ko na po.


After broswing Ma’am Dessa’s iPod, I discovered that she was listening to some of the dumbest music ever. Listed below are samples of her song list.

Title: I Like to Dunk That Booty
Artist: Donovan

Title: The Sword of Door to Door
Artist: Next Time (The Band)

Title: Smorgasbord of Water Color Part II
Artist: Synopsis

Title: Alak at Damit
Artist: Raymundo Brothers

Title: Confetti
Artist: Usher Evangelista

Title: Sing-A-Long Jump
Artist: Boyz II Men feat. Dracula

And the list goes on and on….how dorky! If it wasn’t for me, ma’am dessa’s iPod will be given a rating of “TRASH”. I just pimped her iPod with songs like…

Title: I’d Still Say Yes…terday
Artist: Bulldozer 8

Title: Isaisahin ang Bitwin
Artist: Glock 9

Title: Sumakay Ka Na sa Pedicab Ko Gurl
Artist: Glock 9

The Full Edition

F4 Fans!!!!! Vic, Ken, Vanness and Jerry are back at ABS! The male quartet phenom will again raid your TV screens! ABS CBN re-launched Meteor Garden last Sunday (May 8) at ASAP ’05. Meteor Garden (The Full Edition) may be viewed from Monday to Friday, 5:30 PM to 6:30 PM.

Oist! Mga kapuso!!! Ano kayo ngayon?! Sino nanaman itatapat niyo sa F4? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Asa pa eh!

Dex’s Real Deal!

My dear friends, I have a very important news to tell. Much to my disapproval not to post this news, my ethics will be in question and in great scrutiny if my lips will not speak of this dreadful hearsay.

My sworn enemy, Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez, has a twin brother named Dovinique Ramirez. Dovinique is quite polite and very approachable (not like Dex who is so obnoxious). I was so fond of Dovinique because I learn so many new things whenever I speak with him. He graduated from Harvard University in the US with a degree in Social Science and Elaborated Microtech Symbiosis. He also has a Doctorate degree in Meat Slicing and Food Storage at AIM here in the Philippines. How I wish that Dexter is more like Dovinique.

Eventhough Dex and Dov have different personalities; they love each other so dearly.

I’m so sorry Dex…I have to speak about it already. Dov!!!! My main man! See you later dude!

Here is a pic of Dex and Dov giving brotherly love to each other.

Apparition

While I was having my vacation, I tried to take a picture of a breath taking scenery I viewed early in the morning. I was shocked to learn that there was a huge lady like figure at the foreground of the image. It was disturbing. I tried to speak with the natives where I was staying and I was informed that the lady in the pic was a regular for the photographers of the island.

The lady, as I was informed is the ghost of Ms. Janylyn Silvyia Y San Montemayor. She used to own the whole island and she was responsible for decorating the place. Making her island win the title of “Island of the Year for your Daddy” in the year 1893, but the gruesome past of this lady was still a mystery. People rumored that she died while eating fire, others say that she tried surfing once and died. Nobody knows for sure what happened to the lady in the picture.

So please help me out. If you have any information regarding this lady, please do let me know.

Thank you very much.