The Angel of Poro Point

When me and my friends went to La Union to have our time off from work, we never did expect to have the most unforgettable experience of our lives. We stayed at “Poro Point”, a small port area which was originally a local dock for American ships. Me and my companions were having a grand time at the beach when suddenly my friend Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez was dazed by an angelic light. We all screamed in shock due to the amount of pain that our friend was undergoing. He was continuously shouting “LANCHONES!!! MANCHANAS!!! CHAMONE!!! CHAMONE!!!”. We were disturbed at a certain point but we were so eager to provide consciousness to our almost dying fat friend.

Silence…

Silence was all there was when Dexter stopped any human motion possible. As our friend Myon drastically called for help it seems that his efforts were in vain. No one was in sight to help us. While we were busy looking for assistance, we were baffled to discover that Dexter wasn’t where we left him. HE WAS GONE!

Myon: Chu!!!! Nasan na yung baboy nating kaibigan?

Chu: Aba malay ko!

Peaches: Ano bang nangyayari? Hindi naman basta basta pwede mawala ang ganung katabang tao noh?!

Kuya Aris: Oo nga! Nasan na ba yung matabang Dexter na yan?!

Onin: Kuya Aris...may beer pa ba?

Tatin: Nagugutom ako.

Chu: Ano ba kayo mga dude! mamaya na ang inom at kain! hindi pwede mawala si Dex!

Marie: Oo nga! May utang pa sakin yung gagong yun!

As we were about to lose our temper and sanity, a gargantuan-like voice boomed from up above.

“HOY MGA TANGA!!! NANDITO AKO!!!”

All of us: ANOOOO???!!!!!

We felt an aura of magnificence and a splendid feeling of enlightenment when we saw the transformation of Dexter.

Myon: Hoy Dex!!! Ang lupit mo na pare! nakakalipad ka na!

(Dex?): Hindi na Dexter ang pangalan ko. Ako na si…BEAUTIFUL DELLY!!!

Jaw dropping tremble filled the air and then…

BEAUTIFUL DELLY: Uupo lang ako para magpahinga, nahihirapan ako lumipad. Picturan niyo nako kung gusto niyo. Magpoposing ako.

So here I am. Making this web log for you to see the glorified transformation of Dexter “Asal Kamao” Ramirez to BEAUTIFUL DELLY!