Pimp My iPod

Its official my dear friends, Ma’am Edessa Nola is a 100% loser. Let me tell you a scenario that happened earlier this weak.


Ma’am Dessa: Hoy Stupid Chu!

Me: Ako po ba tinawag niyo ma’am Dessa?

Ma’am Dessa: Oo, tanga! May ibang Chu pa ba dito sa office na cute…este…stupid pala!

Me: Ay…sorry po ma’am. Ano po kailangan niyo ma’am.

Ma’am Dessa: Lagyan mo nga ng tugtog ‘tong 20 Gig na iPod ko.

Me: ummm….ano po ibig niyo sabihin sa tugtog?

Ma’am Dessa: yung music?! Hello?!!!

Me: ahhhh, MP3 po yung tawag dun ma’am.

Ma’am Dessa: MP3 shmempiTHREE. Whatever! Basta lagyan mo. Kung hindi palalabasin ko sa Medicard mo na nagmamarijuana ka.

Me: Yes Ma’am. Gagawin ko na po.


After broswing Ma’am Dessa’s iPod, I discovered that she was listening to some of the dumbest music ever. Listed below are samples of her song list.

Title: I Like to Dunk That Booty
Artist: Donovan

Title: The Sword of Door to Door
Artist: Next Time (The Band)

Title: Smorgasbord of Water Color Part II
Artist: Synopsis

Title: Alak at Damit
Artist: Raymundo Brothers

Title: Confetti
Artist: Usher Evangelista

Title: Sing-A-Long Jump
Artist: Boyz II Men feat. Dracula

And the list goes on and on….how dorky! If it wasn’t for me, ma’am dessa’s iPod will be given a rating of “TRASH”. I just pimped her iPod with songs like…

Title: I’d Still Say Yes…terday
Artist: Bulldozer 8

Title: Isaisahin ang Bitwin
Artist: Glock 9

Title: Sumakay Ka Na sa Pedicab Ko Gurl
Artist: Glock 9