Bad Mr. Paul Santiago

Hi Guys! I just want to share an incident sent to me by Mr. Anthony Lycoast of Be My Lady, Inc. (BMLI) BMLI is a known events organizer in Caloocan whose 35 years of experience has given them the 2004 grant of "EVENTS ORGANIZER/TREE PLANTER of the YEAR"

Please do take time to read the emails sent by Mr. Lycoast to Mr. Santiago and the discourteous reply of Mr. Santiago.

(Email of Mr. Lycoast)

Dear Mr. Santiago,


Good Day!


I am Anthony Lycoast, Systems Analyst for Be My Lady, Inc. Based on our previous conversations via electronic mail (email) we were then discussing our future plans to commence our out reach program in Boracay entitled "Coach Bombay Live in Boracay". Since our company is in desperate need of support and attendance to the said event but at the same time still trailing an undesirable time line, we will necessitate a deadline for registration. Our company, BMLI, would advise you to inform us of your "go or no go" status on or before January 19 (Tuesday of next week). Our sources notified us that we better make the reservations as early as now for us to acquire our desired option for our trip. The "difficulty" stage for the Boracay program is nearing and our company can't afford to lose this opportunity.


We would also like to extend our invitation to your other associates namely "hiptals" unless revoked by another entity much powerful than yours.

Below is the full affair description of "Coach Bombay Live in Boracay" for your review.


COACH BOMBAY LIVE in BORACAY

Due to the increasing requirement of osteoporosis medication, Be My Lady, Inc. together with Poor Fish Productions will be holding the first ever "Coach Bombay Live in Boracay" a fund raiser fever program. This event will address the need for osteoporosis medicine and its public awareness.

AGENDA:

March 7

Morning
4:00 - Wakey Upy Time
4:30 - Get Up and Dance Sessions
5:00 - Internalize the Beat w/ DJ Samson
6:00 - Breakfast
7:00 - Press Conference w/ "Mr. Prestigious" Don Camaso
7:30 - Leg Sweep Gathering
8:00 - Fax Blast Attack (hosted by Camille P.)
9:00 - Break
10:00 - Break...Dance Dance Dance!!!
11:00 - Text to the Beat w/ Ryan Cayabyab

Afternoon
12:00 - LUNCH
2:00 - Nappy Time
4:00 - RAVE-olution party

*time may subject to 54 hour change without notice


Suggestions or rants may be emailed to pootypoo@atatat.org


Thank you very much Mr. Santiago for your support. We do hope to hear from you soon.



Best Regards,

Anthony Lycoast
Systems Analyst
Be My Lady, Inc.
Tel No. 09178249089
Fax No. 2


Email of Mr. Santiago (words of profanity were replaced with (bleeps))

(bleep)ina! ang haba ng ginawa mo! hahahaha! hindi ba pwedeng 3rd week na lang of march? para makasama kmi.

walang lang.

mr. lycoast, i regretfully would like to inform you that a presence of a "hiptal" is ok with me, but it is not ok for a greater power, and i dont want to go to boracay-dome with my wife uneasy with everything. i hope you understand.
(bleep) YOU!


Reply Email of CEO of Be My Lady Inc.

Dear Mr. Santiago,



Hi!

My colleague, Mr. Lycoast, informed me that he tried contacting you yesterday, January 14, regarding our “Coach Bombay Live in Boracay” event via email but wasn’t able to receive any rejoinder from your side. Let me just remind you that this is a serious matter. To help you understand your own personal risk of osteoporosis and the debilitating fractures which accompany the disease, get the National Osteoporosis Foundation’s brochure, “Take Action: Healthy Bones, Build Them for Life, Rap Like a Gangstar!”. Mr. Lycoast also informed me that he called you early afternoon yesterday to notify you about the current status of the pre-reservation stage but a very unhealthy verbal profanity ended your conversation.

This letter does not serve as a threat but rather a dispatch of disapproval for the mode of language you used to my top employee. I just need you to know that Mr. Lycoast suffered a major heart attack yesterday due to the very unpleasant adjective you used against her mother.



Be My Lady, Inc. still considers you as one of its major partners for this event and let me leave you with a quote from one of my dearest friends…

“Itsumo kokoro we hoshi itstuka
Dare katu mata koi nei utchitimu
Itsumo kokoro nei eiro itsumo
Anata dake no basho ga aru kara”

TRANSLATION:
“The sun is shining with the breeze of happiness
Our sky is delighted with your smile
Count one to fifty three for this I will bless
To make my every second seem worthwhile”



Again Mr. Santiago, thank you very much for your time.




Best regards,
Johnny Dickerson
Chairman & CEO
Be My Lady, Inc.